The Great Wise Captain Bain LeGuile merely laughed at Corbin's childish and puny threat. "You're scared of me. I like that. I really do. Emperor of the Vast Night Kingdom quivering before the feet of a notorious pirate. If that doesn't make me a legend, I don't know what will." He let out another laugh as he pounded his fist on the table. "Waiter! Another Whiskey!"

Smidgeon smiled as he set the bag on the table. He counted 500 coins! With a sweet stuffed into his mouth to make him even more happy, he looked at Corbin. "He found a bottle and-"

"You fat gramophone!" Bain shouted as he clubbed Smidgeon over the head. Smidgeon was unprepared and started coughing on his treat, bits spraying out everywhere.